here’s a video of me
Gives me hope
why doesnt this have more notes
Some people can actually be good
talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson
Bromance at its finest
Top Gear in India
How can you not like top gear?
I watched this the other week and was in literal tears
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
new answer when someone asks me where I got something
Someone actually fucking did the math for this
assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.
I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.
8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like
YES IT DID GET BETTER
Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?
Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical.
the harmonies oh m gy g od
eargasm literal eargasm