do you like pina coladaaaaassssss
JK Rowling’s and Evanna Lynch’s twitter conversation
(Source: buckbeakisback, via dennise-b)
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
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if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb.
Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon.
(Source: katorade27, via hornswaggler)
most emotionally damaging part of my childhood
GUYS I ANSWERED THAT QUESTION FROM TUMBLRBOT THEN I REFRESHED AND I THINK I SOME HOW BROKE TUMBLRBOT BUT I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
am i the only person who thinks this is really sweet and cute. because its like. ‘what makes you feel better when you are in a bad mood?’ and they repleid with ‘when you send me messages, it makes me feel good’
so tumblr bot filled the inbox with messages so they’d feel really good or have something to look at when they’re feeling down.
tumblrbot is my favorite
(Source: seeweedmermaid, via perks-of-being-chinese)
Halloween display fell over
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR
can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER
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